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zenryokubatankyu: thr greatest gaming console of all time, is tickle Me Elmo, because it changed the meaning of the word Games (I'll let you think you get the picture) (Default)
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  • I'll let you think you get the picture
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Description: thr greatest gaming console of all time, is tickle Me Elmo, because it changed the meaning of the word Games
zenryokubatankyu: me and some extremely crude boys in a pickup truck scream "hipster" at some kid's lemonade stand then crash into a turtle and eat shit hard (Chasey this is my Mom and Dad)
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  • Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Description: me and some extremely crude boys in a pickup truck scream "hipster" at some kid's lemonade stand then crash into a turtle and eat shit hard
zenryokubatankyu: horny, distressed man causes local planetarium to collapse (Now show 'em them titties)
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  • Now show 'em them titties
Description: horny, distressed man causes local planetarium to collapse
zenryokubatankyu: dick stuck in roomba - my dick has become trapped in a roomba, the Bastard of automated cleaning devices - i want 911 please ((Would you fuck me for blow?))
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  • (Would you fuck me for blow?)
Description: dick stuck in roomba - my dick has become trapped in a roomba, the Bastard of automated cleaning devices - i want 911 please
zenryokubatankyu: please get the comedy central roast of My Ass OFF THE AIR. it has been edited to make me seem like a good sport., however im truly pissed of (///////////)
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  • ///////////
Description: please get the comedy central roast of My Ass OFF THE AIR. it has been edited to make me seem like a good sport., however im truly pissed of
zenryokubatankyu: my ass has become too powerful for even me to contorl. tonight , i will sit on the hibachi grill at benihana and put an end to this hell (Once upon a time in a land far away)
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  • Once upon a time in a land far away
Description: my ass has become too powerful for even me to contorl. tonight , i will sit on the hibachi grill at benihana and put an end to this hell
zenryokubatankyu: a man in a leather jacket emblazoned with "BabeSmoocher" single handeldly ruined my high school experience and is the reason im unemployed (There lived a little boy)
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  • There lived a little boy
Description: a man in a leather jacket emblazoned with "BabeSmoocher" single handeldly ruined my high school experience and is the reason im unemployed
zenryokubatankyu: it is time for me to fuck several pieces of corn, in the stead of a female human. i hope your labor day is full of laughter, joy and wonder. (and he drank all day)
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  • and he drank all day
Description: it is time for me to fuck several pieces of corn, in the stead of a female human. i hope your labor day is full of laughter, joy and wonder.
zenryokubatankyu: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS (Friends called him stupid)
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  • Friends called him stupid
Description: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
zenryokubatankyu: SENSING THAT I AM GLUING SEASHELLS TO MY TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ALLIGATOR SHOES, AN AWARE UNIVERSE TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND CREATES ITSELF (and his brothers called him gay)
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  • and his brothers called him gay
Description: SENSING THAT I AM GLUING SEASHELLS TO MY TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ALLIGATOR SHOES, AN AWARE UNIVERSE TRAVELS BACK IN TIME AND CREATES ITSELF
zenryokubatankyu: LAUGHING AT THE VERY IDEA OF THIS MYTHIC "POLICE MAN" WHO SUPPOSEDLY HAS THE ABILITY TO STOP ME FROM RIPPIN UP CRAB LEGS ON THE CHURCH FLOOR (Emptied all the bottles)
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  • Emptied all the bottles
Description: LAUGHING AT THE VERY IDEA OF THIS MYTHIC "POLICE MAN" WHO SUPPOSEDLY HAS THE ABILITY TO STOP ME FROM RIPPIN UP CRAB LEGS ON THE CHURCH FLOOR
zenryokubatankyu: how much money would have to be given to FOX executives in order to make the dancing football robot say "lets kiss some nerds dicks" on tv ('til the pain went away)
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  • 'til the pain went away
Description: how much money would have to be given to FOX executives in order to make the dancing football robot say "lets kiss some nerds dicks" on tv
zenryokubatankyu: it is only natural that any reasonable human being would want to yell at my ass, but throwing spears at it is completely unnecessary (Whiskey was his friend)
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  • Whiskey was his friend
Description: it is only natural that any reasonable human being would want to yell at my ass, but throwing spears at it is completely unnecessary
zenryokubatankyu: twitter is granting me the world's first Dark Verified Account because shit pumps through my veins like blood and i have a shitty attitude (he didn't have another)
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  • he didn't have another
Description: twitter is granting me the world's first Dark Verified Account because shit pumps through my veins like blood and i have a shitty attitude
zenryokubatankyu: YES. I AM THE HARD ROCK CAFE. YES. I DID ORDER 18 "ROCKABILLY URINALS". JUST PILE THEM UP OUTSIDE OF MY CRIME BASE-- ER I MEAN VAN (Vicodin his vice)
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  • Vicodin his vice
Description: YES. I AM THE HARD ROCK CAFE. YES. I DID ORDER 18 "ROCKABILLY URINALS". JUST PILE THEM UP OUTSIDE OF MY CRIME BASE-- ER I MEAN VAN